Two navy SEALs board a plane flight, they take two seats closest to the window in a row of three seats. AS boarding is about to finish, a Green Beret rushes up the boarding ladder and barely makes it onto the plane before the doors are sealed. He takes the aisle seat in the row already occupied by the two SEALs.
The Green Beret settles back, kicks off his boots and stretches.
Shortly after takeoff, the SEAL in the window seat says he thinks he would like a coke, and starts to stand, the Green Beret says “No problem, I’ll get it for you, I’m in the aisle seat easy for me”.
Whilst the Green Beret is gone to fetch the coke, the first SEAL leans across, picks up one of his boots and spits in it before replacing it.
The Green Beret returns with the coke, and shortly after the second SEAL decides he would like one. “No problem” says the Green Beret “I’ll get one for you”.
Whilst he is gone, the second SEAL picks up the other boot, spits in it and returns it to it’s place on the floor.
The Green Beret returns with the second coke, and then dozes off for the rest of the flight.
When the aircraft lands, the Green Beret leans down to put his boots back on, as he puts his feet into them he instantly realises what happens. He turns to to two SEALs and says “How ling is this going to go on? The fighting between our units? The animosity? The spitting in boots and urinating in cokes?”
I must say that gave me a giggle when I first heard it, good stuff. Also on a lighter note, I found a pretty amusing video over on YouTube earlier, of a SEAL racing a chimpanzee over an assault course.
